I’ll be honest: I’m mostly just offended as a Twins fan that they aren’t on the list. The Twins have been terrible since he got into the league, playing in cold weather in a smaller market. They belong on that list!

I would totally watch a road trip movie with Obama, Biden, Beltre and Andrus.

I just pray they hang his bronzed plaque low enough for everyone to be able to touch his head for as long as the Hall exists.

I look forward to his induction speech, when Elvis Andrus sneaks on stage and touches his head, and Beltre freaks the fuck out.

As Adrian Beltre approaches his 3000th hit, and almost assuredly being voted into baseball’s hall of fame, I just want to say that this is, without a doubt, the greatest moment of this man’s career.

No one moved the on deck circle back to its original spot after the ejection. So Ranger players went to that on deck circle past Beltre and no umps complained. Fucking stupid. I hope they all get replaced by robots sooner rather than later.

It sounds like the stadium is really impacted.

If Trump would just get off his ass and submit more administration appointments, this guy wouldn’t have time to go to ballgames and take off his shirt.

Harper Jerked 9th Longest Dong in 2017 MLB Season

Not a single “dong” in this post.

mmmhmm that is extra crispy right there

If he was, Jozy Altidore wouldn’t pass to him anyway.

I’m not Amish, just raising my kids that way. Really enjoy not having to share the computer with those bastards.

I’m assuming that’s a typo and you meant the guy sitting next to her?

He got it from his mom, Ilene Bolt.

Jesse Reasoner is actually a teammate of The Progressive Liberal, fighting foes like Roger Ignorance and Peter Cognitivebiases with rational thinking and solid logic. He is currently winless.

Needham is such an awesome fat guy name

I’m an idiot and cannot figure how to post a video.

Jeez, homer rando, no need to get defensive, which is coincidentally the Cowboys’ motto now that 29 of their defensive players have been suspended

Big deal. There wasn’t even a wrecked Volkswagen in his way.