nookiemonster
Nookiemonster
nookiemonster

“He’ll spend the rest of this day at The Greybar Hotel,” he added. (Apparently, that’s slang for prison.)

Little Caesars’s COLISEUM! Hello?!?!?!

I’m not greedy. How about a small percentage of your contract? Or, we can pay by the hour. A few hundred an hour seems reasonable. Think of me like a lawyer, but more qualified and more important. You only need a lawyer when you do something wrong, but my services are helpful when you do something right as well.

Let’s not put the Rex Ryan years on a pedalstool.

Dez caught that ball.

Kilometers, most likely.

I gotta go with Hobby Lobby. It’s all the above things you mentioned, plus a nice side of bigotry, hate, and religious intolerance!

There’s nowhere to stand and observe. You are constantly in someone’s way. The best way I can describe it is that they turned Black Friday into a store, and only the most aggressive women get to shop there.

Hey, you can’t spell “not elite” without Eli....

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

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“When someone has that kind of mentality, it doesn’t matter what kind of laws you have,” “Hell, he could just as easily killed 50 and wounded 500 from 400 yards away with a sharpened plastic spork from Taco Bell!!”

As soon as this guy gets posthumously diagnosed with a mental health disorder, and gun advocates point to this, remember:

In Soviet Football League?!?

As always, the NFL wants its players to remain silent and non-reactive to unjust violence.

Being treated like a bad guy for expressing displeasure in reaction to some really shitty conduct by others is totally unheard of among NFL players.

I think the only place to go from here is cermonially beheading a random Muslim on YouTube before each and every sporting event.

I think it’s Tony Clifton.

Normally, one would be tempted to shower afterwards, but there lies the quandary.