I lived in Iowa for college, and Minnesota for half of my life besides that, and I can say unequivocally that Minnesotans putting Michele Bachmann in office for 8 years was some of the dumbest shit I’d ever seen. Although she was born in Waterloo, IA, so maybe she absorbed her shitty politics from being born in Iowa.

Texas has Ted Cruz...idk man. That is some heavy self-ownage

For context of how shocking the 44/47 arrest figure is, Banks County is 93% white.

GOING BACK FOR SECONDS EH?

I’m really sorry if I offended any of yinz.

That fruit wasn’t even hanging. It was on the ground.

Roethlisberger has thus far been unavailable for comment.

Your comment sounds like a Chinese women trying to describe sex.

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

As an an Eagles fan, this was some good trolling by Pearson, who had himself a real nice career, including two super bowl wins. “I’d like to thank the Eagles fans ... for my career.” Pretty slick, Mr. Pearson, that’s good trolling.

D cells have the heft, but I find C cells to be far more accurate. And you can’t underestimate a 9 Volt’s ability to tear out a chunk of skin on a good shot.

I wish Shakespeare were alive, just to see Philly boo him.

I hope he has security to walk him to his car, which is parked in a well lit area.

I honestly thought we might see a D-cell whizz passed his head.

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

Outraged fans and alumni were quick to condemn Skoff’s actions as the most horrific and disgraceful thing that a member of the PSU athletic community has ever been involved with.

Wee Are

Oh man, I got such a kick out of House memes and gifs, back in that show’s heyday. It was such a gloriously stupid show.

No, it always could be lupus, but it never is.