2 points.

Sir, there’s a “Baylor” on Line #1.

D-Wade is still at the free throw line from that series

God, it was amazing watching him reach 30,000, especially seeing him take over the game offensively. That first half reminded me of his work in Game 1 of the 2011 Western Conference Finals.

I’ll further maintain that Dirk and the Mavs got hosed by refs in the ‘06-’07 Finals against the Heat, where D-Wade and The Artist Formerly Known as Shaq got myriad questionable calls to go their way.

Not even the Germans have a word for how great his career has been.

I really need to scan my degrees so I can use them more in internet conversations with strangers.

lol communication.

Number 9 really goes out of his way to get in the way.

His voters would also like you to know that at no point on social media have they expressed outrage at the frequency or taxpayer cost of another president’s leisure activities.

Kellyanne Conway confirmed that Trump is a great golfer. In fact, she referred to his last win as The Putting Green Masacre.

If Boogie averaged 27 and 10 while not playing hard, then the trade is upgraded from “highway robbery” to “actually absconding with an entire damn highway.”

“I gotta do #2"

If you wipe your ass with it, shouldn’t it be all Emily Dickinson?

A black man would get lynched for saying something like this in public about a white woman when my grandfather was my age. What a time to be alive.

I would like to see a new ball added after every 15 minutes of scoreless minutes played.

I would go just so I could pull my hand back and slick back my hair right when Trump went to shake it. I’d be a hero to all the other secret detainees in Guantanamo.

If I saw those catches in a Madden game, I’d be like, “Okay, EA Sports... let’s take it down a notch.”

One inch, maybe two, between football and turf?