You know what Andy Reid finds even more enticing than Tony Romo’s busted ribs?

We fucking said no matter what you feel about Hillary, everything must be done to keep Trump from being elected because he was that bad. And what did we hear?

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

I think you got the wrong assumption there. I’m informed about his highly questionable cabinet picks, I’m informed about the vacant positions this administration has conpletly failed to fill in, I’m informed about Trump’s total lack of respect for the job of the presidency, I’m informed about his inability to avoid…

Rick Perry stopped by the office to meet with Klotz. “Perry was very pointed,”

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

FUCK YOU!!!!

How are you at lifting large, human-shaped Cheetos?

You actually think that Donald and the GOP are going to give us a jobs program or develop infrastructure?

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

“Yeah but he’s still minor league when it comes to throwing stupid interceptions at a critical point in the game”

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

The prevent defense...preventing teams from winning since forever.

Even though the Cowboys lost, there is just something special about Prescott and I really hope they avoid the damn Romo discussion again. Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t a new statement, but it was just insane how calm and collected he was in that second half.

I totally agree with you, and since we have an orange for a president-elect, it’s appropriate.

Give me a call when you need help crossing against the light.

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