My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.

Another counterpoint: Can we just all celebrate the fact that after one of the most insane games in last year’s postseason (ALDS Game 5) and the legitimate bad blood between these two teams (see: Odor, Rougned) that we’re a Wild-Card win away from a rematch of last year’s Blue Jays-Rangers series???

Counterpoint: No.

Cardinals fans, amiright?

Sure, marijuana abuse is 10 weeks, but if he’d said he was abusing Mary Jane, he’d have seen 2 or 3 weeks, tops.

It’s almost as if the Cowboys are a reflection of the id of their owner.

But then they wouldn’t be 400 lbs for long.

Per league sources: Chris Bosh will be returning to the Toronto Raptors as their masclot.

If he’s wearing an NFL hat, I’m thinking that’s the concussion protocol doctor. Which leads to the question, do they have a concussion protocol doctor for the concussion protocol doctor?

Thoughts and prayers with the real victim of that wipeout, Art Briles.

Would you expect any less, this day and age? If 9/11 happened today, we’d have selfies from Flight 93.

This is an excellent take that will be drowned out by rocket fuel-level takes from fans and talking heads alike real soon. So I will applaud this before the avalanche of hate-fueled and/or point-missing retorts comes, in and out of the league.

Please, the only way he isn’t ending up in Dallas is if Jerry Jones is kidnapped.

My son was prone to demanding that we not look at him back when he was a toddler. I guess what I’m saying is maybe Bumgarner was just pooping his pants.

I was 100% with you til your last line.

This is Penn State. If they get your asshole, they're not giving it back.

I can’t believe how far I read before I realized that might not be verbatim.

He nice hit job here, because right after that he said he knew exactly what they were for, “Delaware New York, Carolina, Atlanta, Envy, Greed, Maine, Kentucky, Sleepy, Freedom, Challenger, Doc, Pennsylvania. and Boardwalk.

For those at work, I have the transcript: