I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

Cocoa Beach Florida. One of the very few things I did right in my youth was going to Florida to see an Apollo moon launch in person; I was there. In January 1971 I was finishing up a degree in Physics at the University of Maryland in College Park (go Terps!), and some friends and I decided to escape the mid-Atlantic…

Don't you dare talk about Whataburger or its wrappers that way.

He’s a real moron.

Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.

It did exist, but it was wiped out by Rosa Parks in the 1860's.

Trump now joins the ranks of the oblivious pundits who made a great show of mourning Muhammed Ali, “[a] truly great champion and a wonderful guy,” only to smear Kaepernick for the same kind of social conscience and civil disobedience that established Ali’s reputation well beyond the audience for boxing.

Trump 2016: “Remember your place.”

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

Looks like someone’s been Boozin’.

Aaaaaand he just broke that one too

He’s telling him “You blew it”.

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

Urinetrouble

There’s something missing here.

Surprised he wasn’t hit by: a battery, a snowball intended for Santa, a bud lite lime dodged by Ryan Howard, a stream of forced vomit, a tazer, a McNabb worm-burner, a Bednarik clothesline, a muddy waters cheap shot or a bounty hit ordered by Buddy.

Yes, even drunk in a foreign country . . . although I have never been drunk and made a fool of myself by acting like an asshole in a foreign country.

And now police say the other teammates confessed the story was fabricated. I just don’t understand. How did this happen? So many stars given out yesterday over the commentariat CONVINCED this was just a corrupt force trying to cover their asses! I trusted them!

Also Lochte peed on a gas station

It’s incredible to think that from ‘05-’07, Curt Schilling may not have been the biggest shithead in his own clubhouse.