It read to me like regular english. I not hear accent. Racist you.

Du Li noted.

“Go to the camera that makes him look most like Gumby!”

“A round of RCP speakers...”

Good god, being so old must suck.

ouch

And it was all worth it, because today you got to post this as a reply to this article. The universe is smiling.

I love this shit. If anyone from Gawker editorial reads this comment, I implore you to start a regular feature on crazy law firm stories (akin to
the old Behind Closed Ovens feature on Jezebel). Seems like you have enough lawyers in the comments section to feed the content pipeline. Let’s make this happen!

Umpires became worried when Adrian Beltre complained of “a bunch of tiny, wet little creatures” touching his head millions of times.

Don’t give Hinkie what he actively pursued. And the Cards are the worst, but not the worst.

I think some time should also be spent talking about how good these Rangers are. They've won 9 straight series, they've got a ROY candidate in Mazara, Desmond has been playing out of his mind, our best 1B is Profar who's currently being used as a four position utility infielder, and Colby Lewis is 37 years young and…

I would make a joke, but it’s just low-hanging fruit.

Braves: We need a new stadium!

I want to make that gif of Bautista getting punched into soap so I can bathe in it.

Rougie has assured his permanent place in Rangers lore.

I am a Pennsylvania resident and the amount of denial and angst from the Joe Paterno faithful is truly sad and frustrating. Even during a local political campaign I heard some voters inquire if Candidate X had made any statements against Joe Paterno and/or Penn State. As if Paterno is the real victim in all of…

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

I’m kinda hoping this happens, for no other reason than it may open up the possibility of player-coach DeMarcus Cousins.

At least it wasn't the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you.