Donald Trump thanks you for your support. Enjoy your privilege!

That first sentence feels racist to me.

A major takeaway here is how international companies not only turn a blind eye to graft in sub Saharan Africa, but benefit greatly from it and often fuel it. We always hear about glutinous and corrupt African politicians and bureaucrats but we don’t hear enough about how big business encourages corruption and then…

Is it wrong to want to kill two birds with one stone? Paging Robin Lopez...

Balmer dunked and gave everyone free red Chuck Taylor’s after introducing a pink condor as the mascot of a team named after a type of ship. This is a thing that happened. Look at that thing.

I’m glad I wasn’t there to hear the resulting Blue Scream of Death.

+1 for August and Everything After.

He’s like a ghost against the fog where no one notices the contrast of white on white.

Have her look into why the media is told families are receiving cases of water etc. When in fact we received ONE pack of 24 bottles. After I explained we are a family of 10, 8 little ones...we are told one per a household. The drive to get it is 7 minutes and they are requiring people to drive to pick up the water…

Ahem. One of the benefits of being > 63 is that YOU CAN GET INTO NATIONAL PARKS FREE ALL THE TIME. So, get off of my lawn you bastard kids.

+1 Wounded Knee

This is the most delusional comment I have ever read on Deadspin.

If you’d kill yourself because you have only one day to live, then you’d really only have one day to live the day before you found out you had one day to live.

I just watched a man with an obvious concussion throw a pass to a man who shouldn’t be in the league anymore because he’s had so many concussions. That is peak NFL.

“Cleats are weapons, man.”

A scholarship to an SEC school.

I like my pizza the way I like my style guide; Chicago