How’d you guys figure out which one of you would be the straight man?

Suprised you’d assume they would take him alive.

The RIP France sign was kind of cruel.

Are you implying that an ACL tear, two meniscus tears, and an orbital bone fracture aren’t real injuries?

And that is why I love that country. Contrary to popular American opinion, the people are nice (at least to me) and the free cab ride home speaks to my experience there. Here in America, you can bet “surge pricing” would occur on damn near everything.

Dumpiest Friday news dump ever. Thanks, Pennsylvania!

I mean, come on...

♫♪Standing on the beach, going numb in my hand...♫♪

I have no idea how anyone can be upset about this. If an NFL superstar ripped down my banner, I would be on fucking cloud nine. It would be my go-to story. If I ever needed an interesting fact to impress people, I’ve got it. “Oh, you got Cam Newton’s autograph? That’s cool. Not to one up you or anything, but he ripped…

Well considering theres a socialist running for president that is actually a potentially viable candidate that many young people are excited to vote for, I’d say pretty well. But you continue being a condescending dick.

That is the Missouriest thing I ever fucking saw. I love the place I grew up in. It’s beautiful. I miss it all the time. But I can’t live there, because I can’t stand being surrounded by this kind of smug, stupid asshole. Go on, UM Columbia students, I’m proud of you.

As someone who goes to the University of Missouri, the atmosphere of the school has deteriorated immensely. Chancellor Loftin and President Wolfe have been extremely slow to react to major issues that have occurred and it’s why we’re at the point we’re at.

Few things give me more hope for our future than my generations willingness to make a stand for things we deem important. Good on these kids for standing up and putting the university in a situation that is going to force some action.

The guy who I’m replying to that has no knowledge of the facts of the case cares. Theres enough room for outrage within the actual facts without making stuff up or being ignorant.

Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed.

DARWIN/ADVERSARY 2016

At least now when I yell out “Kobe!” when shooting anything into a garbage can it will be realistic.

Agreed. Athletes today are pampered. For example, back in the day when a gritty old-schooler like Dale Earnhardt slipped on a ring of concrete you didn’t hear him complain even once afterwards.

I hate to be a hand job truther but this is clearly fake. No one has ever came from getting a hand job.

Reached for comment, the girl in the hat said, “What a great blind date.”