This headline was masterful. I’m just sad that it can never be used again :(

Yes. I thought this was rather obvious in the context of the quote.

I have literally never seen Hamm’s in State College. Granted I was a grad student, and was generally up to far less shenanigans than the average undergrad, but, the non-national beers consumed most are as follows:

Lions head thank you very much.

If it had been his mom he stabbed, he would be a likely republican candidate in 2020

If only I knew which of my students you were, I would wag my finger at you in person. Instead, fuck you will have to do.

Rangers 2nd baseman Rougned Odor and his brother, all-pro third baseman Rougned Odor, should definitely be on this list.

Are we sure the Kings aren’t a front?

We can only hope this is an apt metaphor for this administration.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

What’s his excuse for the neck beard?

I’ve eaten there.... does that qualify?

It would also make sense to give up 15 yards on 3rd and 20. But sometimes they’ll make 25 instead, which puts them right into field goal range.

I’m not saying it was a good strategy, though it worked very well the first time they played. I’m simply saying it wasn’t a last two minutes, prevent strategy. It was a game-long strategy.

Jesus

You do realize that rushing 3 was Marinelli’s entire strategy the first time they played, right? That it was meant to contain Rodgers without letting him run down the field.

THe only discussion I’m willing to have is where are we sending him and what can we get for him.

Yeah, I don’t get this. Anybody have any idea how you can get charged with 2 counts of DUI?

That was his left kidney, bro.

Charge your phone hippy!