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Almost every outfit not just awful but entirely Too Much for the occasion/ others around her.  It’s not like you expect restraint from a Trump, but yeesh.  

But the woman who dress like homeless bag ladies admire their look!!!! 

Proof that the Bad Place has tainted her, yes.

Dennis, please run spellcheck, there are at least half a dozen typos in this.

I’m still holding out hope this ends with Phil having a psychotic break, and attacking the rest of the family with an ax.

easy, you kill your family. I mean, we’ve all done it.

I’ve never understood everyone’s need to make her into some kind of sympathetic figure or quasi-ally. She is not those things. She never has been. 

It went on so long, my watching companion and I were yelling at the TV for it to stop. It was maddening.

Excuse me- I will take all of the good and plenty. Thank you. I love that old people candy. 

As a New Englander, I feel it’s my duty to point out that Necco Wafers are dead along with every other product made of sugar pressed together with ear wax made by the New England Confectionery Company. Rest in peace, you nasty assholes. Say hi to the Connecticut insurance industry when it joins you in Hell!

That ending was shockingly, hatefully awful. I need to have a drink it was so goddamn bad.

Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies

You sweet summer child. 

A) Good

A moron who’s gotten away with this behavior his whole life bc he’s a star athlete.

“I was a comedian who was funny enough to get SNL. That can’t be taken away.”

I’ll assume you don’t know about his record of domestic abuse?

I don’t know if you’re saying this in the tone of Jay Sherman at the end of the pilot episode of The Critic (“he plays a concert pianist, who...”), but I am definitely delighted to read it that way.

I was on the fence about this movie, but a lot of what you said seems to have moved to to want to see it. TO THE MULTIPLEX!

No.  I think we’ve all seen enough at this point. Trump is nuts and isn’t mentally fit to be in office.  The palace intrigue has worn off at this point.