90% of citizens favor it but the special interest wins. This is the best example of how broken our democracy really is. 

It’s also important to emphasize that when you’re 80 years old the chances of you dropping dead or having a debilitating mental loss over the next 4-8 years are pretty damn high. Please stop with this “Oh sure Bernie is old, but he’s not Biden old” splitting hairs narrative.

So many people seem to think that dogs understand English, and are willfully being “bad”. It’s so frustrating to watch them yelling at a dog like the dog should know what they’re saying.

When are people going to move on from YouTube celebrities. They are useless and unnecessary, basically human nuisances. I don’t even understand how it’s entertaining to watch .

With Johnson and Statham’s bald heads, the movie is much more enjoyable if you pretend that Idris’ super soldier is fighting two genetically-modified, sentient testicles.

Let me tl:dr the article for you:

I hope they cast H. Jon Benjamin to voice the baby.

You weren't able to find that out on Google? I would imagine you could even Ask Jeeves and get the answers.

I also have the ability to leave and work out of my office 6 days a week, as do countless other Americans. It is popularly known as “freedom” which, and stay with me here, you’re not supposed to have when you’re in jail.

The dog is still alive. It’s your friend who is dead.

It was only a modest proposal. You misunderstand.

Perhaps you’ve heard of state senate? Also, if you can’t figure out how to win in your state, then its a lot of hubris to think you can win the whole country....

It doesn’t seem like she can laugh at herself.

i love him he’s great at screaming

Nope. I’m imagining a very weird YouTube series where Villanelle shows the world 22 Ways to Gut a Moose.

I’ve seen this mentioned about 1,000 times. Why does this matter? She’s talented and seems to be a perfectly fine human being. The same things are true of Julia Louis Dreyfus.

Foxx is a hack who always plays Foxx’s ego. So there’s that.

I wonder how nervous he was that Omarosa would just show up and record a bunch of conversations but he wouldn’t be able to pick her out of the crowd. 

“Right on.”

“Little girl! Hey I don't mean to sound like a creep, but would you get in the car with me and my buddy? I've got Corn Nuts."