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The overlap between the two groups is smaller than you might think.

Ok, I’ve no dog in this fight, so…

Is there a working actress better than Williams at conveying vulnerability under a tough surface? She's just astounding. But sweet lord this show underlines and circles and put exclamation points next to anything traumatic. We get it, show. 

And now we know why he likes big women!

You. Have. To. Set. The. Table. 

:(

He’s good at writing shitty men. He sucks at writing women, shitty or otherwise. The rest checks out though. 

Buying a building benefits future students, bribing somebody just benefits them.

Are we racist? Sure. But this specific time it wasn’t us”

Me:

Green Book is thoroughly shocked and amused by how well you people dine at Sylvia’s in Harlem.

Amazon doesn’t pay taxes “bro”.

There's nothing stopping you from just not picking and letting the movie move forward without your input. Then it just plays out like a regular movie. Admittedly not a very interesting one, but a movie nonetheless.

Plus he was only 14 at the time.

It’s never the woman you know either. It’s never the opinionated, happy-seeming, confident woman being abused. It’s never the happy mother, the dedicated wife, the accomplished physician. That woman would never be abused. She would stop it. She would not put up with that kind of thing. Her upbringing didn’t

These people are all terrified of her, of what she represents.

- Maya only had 1 line (about gap years and malia obama) but man she made me laugh!

The only way to fix this show is to have Virgil Texas and Felix Biederman from Chapo Trap House as Antifa hitmen on a mission to kill every character and end the Romanoff dynasty once and for all.

I am good with all Bubbles and Myrtle all the time. They are both fabulous, and honestly them having dinner with a bitchy B.D. Wong was pretty much all I needed.