She used to be Bradley Cooper’s girlfriend who went to another school.

Obviously, U2 has a new album soon... hopefully, it’s not forced upon us all

“Stop believing the media.” Dude I just saw you retweet Fox News.

Welcome to Deadspin, Curt.

A bill becomes a law when I say it becomes a law! - Trump, probably

Now imagine the effect its having on trump. He’s cracking under the pressure. Its only been a month and trump is more unhinged than ever.

Ding, ding, ding! This is, after all, the man who “knows more about ISIS than the Generals!” Bigly.

I really don’t see why Cheeto Hitler doesn’t just do it himself. Why does he need anyone else, anyway? Isn’t he the smartest, most well-informed, most brilliant tactitian the world has ever known?

Perfection. This is perfection.

Yeah, it’s almost as though there’s just something about them that’s . . . different —

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

And the overwrought prose to match, interrupted briefly by a “because X” grating-Jezebel-commenter turn of phrase.

My slogan: Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

You can only wander around in the dark with a bathrobe on for so long before it gets boring.

Yep. That says it all, doesn’t it? God, these fucking people, man.

Unfair! He also has Bannon

The scandal is truly that the American people found out about it.

The first one is just loose change.

How many times will Trump’s entire staff be replaced over the next year? I say at least twice.