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Let me be super clear: trans bathroom use is important. But you are putting it on par with Roe v Wade, Apartheid, and the Emancipation Proclamation. I commend your breathless enthusiasm, but you are cheapening the message and reducing credibility by making false equivalencies. In fact, I had to look back through your

I Feel like this gif will not be not applicable anytime soon

That’ll teach him for doing absolutely nothing wrong.

This gif is everything!

Oh god, the hoverpodium /dead

This deserves way more starz.

So witches float and wizards sink?

To give a serious answer, and I’m sorry if it comes off a bit harsh, it’s not my intention, but people worryingly underestimate the depth of various “hatreds” in the US, be it regarding race, gender, religion, identity, education, etc. A huge portion of Trump supporters didn’t just stumble into him because there was

Ive found myself physically ill and depressed far too often since his inauguration

And fewer spelling errors.

Okay but can we keep some of the Revolutionary War era cosplay? That way we can attract the Hamilton stans and also I personally like tricorn hats.

Since when do they read Jezebel?

Since when do they read Jezebel?

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

I, for one, do not welcome our new overlords.

It is such a stupid position. Considering the catalogue of horrors coming our way if Melania could humor me by just getting piss drunk on the lawn and screaming “Send In The Clowns”, thus ending any and all dignity attached to this charade of a role, I could live with that.

And some, I assume, are good people.

According to somebody up thread it’s either good or bad depending on whether you’re an importer or exporter nation.

Tell us again about that degree from Wharton? Now I’m really curious how that ever happened.

Jared Kushner’s daddy bribed his son into Harvard. Methinks something similar occurred with Papa Goldenhair in law.