I’m Harriet Tubman and I approved this kinja.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE lock him up in the Tower of London and don’t let him out.

You are correct. You know nothing.

A liar thinks everyone lies, a thief thinks everyone steals.

At least with a post-Taco Bell fart, you know exactly the horror that awaits you. Not the case with the latter.

When you accept the NPD diagnostic, everything makes sense, even if it’s hard to understand when you’re a person committed to mental health.

But you know what would REALLY REALLLLLY piss off DT? Have an entire episode with Alec Baldwin hosting and doing skits, and have NO mention of Trump at all. It would KILL him. He would be incoherent with rage.

This is what’s weird about this administration. Six years ago, we had “small government” Republicans, and I got that. I didn’t agree with it, but I could see how a person would think it would benefit them. Now we apparently have “big government that’s actively working against you” Republicans, and I can’t at all…

It’s so mean. So pointlessly petty and ungracious and arrogant and cruel and small. Really, really small.

“I’m vegan...”

WHO GOT THEIR SPORTS IN MY FOODSPIN

Stick to politics! If I wanted detailed defensive analysis I’d go to Foxtrot Alpha.

and as per usual he made it all about himself, because nothing else matters

Whyyyy am I persecuted!?

i sent a similar group text. no response.

Vacations to Sears are the saddest vacations.

That poor kid looks exactly like Donald. Sad.

Nah, Barron looks exactly like the other male Trumpkins, who in turn look exactly like young Twitler. He’s his father alright - I just can’t see how anyone, even Melanoma, touch that disgusting man even with a stick *shudder*

AND THEN WENDI DENG SHOWED UP LIKE THE ACTUAL MOVIE VILLAINESS THAT SHE IS?

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop