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When they went to the inauguration? Dead.

“likeable kardashian” is an oxymoron.

Technically Snowpiercer is one long hallway fight, since it takes place entirely on a train...

The link to an actual government study on mental health made it perfect. They could be like, “What? Oh, you thought this was about you? Huh!”

Department of Defense:

Who. The fuck. Asked. For Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.

It’s becoming clear he was an emotionally and physically abusive husband and once she did leave, a stalker. But, sure, victim blame her.

Depends on where you live - in Boston there are events lined up almost every other day for the next month. Not as big or flashy as the march on Saturday, but probably more important.

Humor is the only thing that will get us through.

Trump blowing kisses at Comey didn’t help either.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

So many right wing men who dont know how to take care of themselves. They are not very good at surviving in the world on their own. They need a “mother” at all times.

i know. So much of my current depression is not because of trump, but because obama is no longer president

Oh daaaamn.

She only won by the rules of democracy, silly. Something, something, states rights, something, something, America is a Union and so people who live in cities are lesser citizens.

Slightly gallows-humor Silver Lining here, just so you’ve been warned:

One silver lining is that neo-Nazi Richard Spencer got decked in the face