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Exactly.

Trump uses people when they are useful to him, and then disgards them after they’ve served their purpose.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Same.

Ain’t no side eye like Michelle Side Eye because Michelle Side Eye’s got...

Michelle Obama will go down in history as the best side-eye-giver in the history of the White House.

There’s been so many girls that I’ve known
I’ve made so many cry, and still I wonder why
Here comes a little girl, I see her walking down the street
She’s all by herself, I try to knock her off her feet
‘Cause you’ll never break, never break, never break, never break
This heart of stone, oh no, no, this heart of stone
What’

god his fucking voice

Oooh, you’re gonna get arrested, lol. My goal is to never, ever, refer to that man as “President” and to never, ever hear him speak. If he’s on tv, I turn the channel. If some shit hits the fan in a way that he would have a press conference or have to interrupt all the stations, I’ll turn the tv off and just read

Oooooooh, lightning-fast political snap! Very good! Many stars for you!

“WHERE’S OUR MEAL TICKET, AARON????” -his family

He is due to appear before the Senate for his confirmation hearing as Treasury Secretary on Tuesday…

The Party will grow stronger than you can possibly imagine. Just consider the possibility that they don’t need anybody competent because the real decisions are being made by special interests who merely want want figureheads throughout the executive branch.

From the Palin line at LensCrafters, no doubt.

Those are just to try and stop him from constanly poking himself in the eye. Not because there’s anything in his eye, mind you. He just...pokes himself in the eye.

It can be both.

I’ve never been this emotional over a president leaving. And I’m not even American! I don’t know if it’s because it’s OBAMA or because of the vileness that’s following him.

Everytime Kellyanne opens her mouth, I cringe waiting for the awfulness to come.

Taylor and the rest of her friends look like they fuck with their bras on.