He watches TV. He does not read.

IOKIYANTP.

Steelers were the only team caught with deflated footballs this year (vs the Giants). Nothing was done, of course.

“They got and extra day! Our plane gets in late!”

It would be hilarious is Harrison exploded and all that was left is the PED’s that rejuvenated his fake career.

They *say* they don’t want their backfield penetrated, but they’re sending mixed signals. Blurred sidelines, if you will.

Somewhere, Wes Welker is thinking, “ . . . something, something, something, feet . . .”

And we’re all going to need to be as high as little David leaving that dentist.

Ha! There’s a name I haven’t heard in awhile. One small upside to losing Gawker was not having to listen his daily misogyny and rape apology.

I can’t figure out how everybody doesn’t see him as repulsive. Objectively.

Maybe she pulled out because she can’t find something to wear. I hear all the dress shops are completely sold out.

I wish NBC would take a stand and air the Trump influenced Law and Order SVU in that same time slot

If only Cyrus Beene could save us...

Robot Monkey Jesus, imo

So when he “Sensually prepares” his meat, he gets fame and fortune.

A commission on vaccination safety is as necessary as a commission on whether gravity exists.

“Fancy dress” for the average Trumper means Kohl’s.

Saturating the media with insane quotes eventually leads to everything he says being met with a benign shrug. That’s how this game works.

The haberdasheries are all out of haberdash!