You’d be amazed how not possible it is to convince some guys you don’t like them.

In a little over a week, he will get possession of the @POTUS handle—he’ll no longer be @realDonaldTrump.

If I don’t have a right to healthcare, why on earth should I have a right to Twitter?

So sorry.

They do not and will not get that distinction.

BIC: Be mad on YOUR birthday. North is coming to this party. Now, tell me I’m wrong.

Blue Ivy: The Great Unifier

Did he start off with “senor”?!

He’s not even an Agent but what would be called a “useful idiot”. Putin worked out very quickly that all that makes Trump work is his ego. If you make Wotsitman look good he’ll say anything but if you insult him then he’ll hunt you down.

Your dreamworld friends don’t believe that Vincente Fox was actually elected president of Mexico?

So basically this fuck just created a god damn nightmare for all these people and their families.

I fully expect that he’ll just not replace most of them. He already think NATO should be paying the US a protection fee

Uncromulent.

That unpossible.

Freedom of Speech has nothing to do with private parties. The government has nothing to do with this.

Which is even worse. Why do I want to use a bank that is bad at fractions?

I seriously hope I’m wrong, but I don’t see how those children could come out not fucked up in that family.

If he announces his candidacy in 2020, he’ll have a rougher time than Hillary did.

^game theory

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