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okay guys this time i’m serious, don’t put your dicks in any children

Sure, she doesn’t know HER, but why does she keep wearing JLO’s bodysuits?

Can you really not answer these questions for yourself?

Thought exercise: Can Mariah Carey actually be managed?

That’s nothing. I got a nasty splinter at my aunt and uncle’s cabin in Colorado years ago. Since then I’ve had a plan for peace in the Middle East that i’ve tried to get heard but no one will take seriously. I even slept at a Holiday Inn Express to make it sound more credible.

mommest tweet of all time

My mom owns me online constantly.

b) Using profanity and fowl language: I neither subscribe to that nor find it essential to incorporate in a journalistic language.

Ashley’s mom has like 47 sock-puppet kinja accounts for posting “stick to writing about sports,” doesn’t she?

Also, Samer’s dad reads Playboy for the articles.

i see what you did there 😏

Steinem there to ensure that no other white women go boy crazy and switch to supporting Trump.

“Are people this fucking stupid?”

No, she’s not. He is. If you think he didn’t have her sign a massive pre-nup, I have a bridge to sell you.

My mom thought he was Boy George.

While I agree it’s silly to compare what Michael Jackson did for pop culture versus Farrah Fawcett, you must not be old enough to remember The Burning Bed. It was one of the highest rated TV movies ever and truly showcased Fawcett’s acting skills playing a battered wife. It was a huge deal when it aired in the early

I’m pretty sure Keith Richards is really dead and someone forgot to tell him.

What if 2016 is just bracing us for 2017? :(

This has Pence written all over it, frankly.

ALL cats see dead people.