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Joan is the goddess of offices everywhere. I pray to her each day to be able to survive work.

Oh man--I miss her.

I wanted to meet with Trump today to discuss multicultural issues.

Too many young liberals, mostly male in my experience, do not think abortion access is a big deal. They don’t care. They don’t think it’s a serious issue. I mean Bernie Sanders himself claimed it was a distraction. I’ve got a big hearty fuck you to all those people.

Exactly my thoughts on the wording. Every single noun, adjective, verb, and phrase is chosen and constructed intentionally. It’s a thing of beauty, and also of horror. If they think he’s a child, especially a naughty one, they will treat him like a child. This is going to be UGLY.

If Trump was actually conspiring with the Russians to weaken our international standing while simultaneously undermining public faith in all our important institutions, what exactly would he be doing differently?

The same. Because they are dumb.

Karen Walker FTW!

came here to say this.

I’m fairly sure that Spiderman 3 was one huge, largely futile exercise in disproving that notion.

When Caitlyn Jenner had that magazine cover when she debuted or whatever, my mom’s main complaint was that Caitlyn wasn’t dressing her age. I think that all Hollywood ladies who have lots of money and surgery and are in their 60s look basically the same.

No puppet!

“Of course, otherwise, that would not be a man.”

something something lacks warmth and death

I’m pretty sure she is dead.

Wildenstein, 76, flew into a “violent rage” and scratched the face of fashion designer Lloyd Klein inside their apartment in Trump World Tower on 1st Avenue and East 47th Street around 1:30 a.m., the sources said.

100% same. This feels “make fun of Amanda Bynes during her breakdown”-level of tacky.

I waffle back and forth. I want it to be as difficult as possible for him, but also know he could not comfort a grieving nation and want to give him no reason to declare martial law or something, as our lovely GOP Congress has decided they are no longer a check on the Presidency.