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Ivanka! Those roots!

p.s. I hope it is a 12 hour episode.

Ben’s sleepytime outfit?

I use money to buy things. Can I run a bank do you think?

Talk dirty to me Dr Strangelove :)

Mandatory in all HUD homes.

His lack of impulse control is both astonishing and terrifying. And I disagree that the China situation is the goddamn worst. I’m afraid we haven’t seen anything yet.

He’s like a fucking toddler that demands a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch and by the time it’s made he doesn’t want it anymore and has run off to eat dirt.

A guy with a sweet leather jacket

I cringed when I saw that. Its such an attempt to absolve oneself of any and all responsibility.

Hahahaha too few people will get this reference my friend. But goddamn I love it

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

Ugh- your last line. You were doing so well!

“fast girls”

Lack of logical thinking? No ability to make logical connections between abstract notions? Never been taught to analyse concepts, ideas, to develop critical thinking? Willful blindness? Being willfully obtuse? Being carried away by the lowest of instincts and only thinking soberly when the reality kicks in?

So he’s treating the President of the United States like a gym teacher treats a fat kid?

This. One thousand times this. Will someone please explain to me how a person whose life depends on Medicare and SSI could possibly think voting for any Republican is a good idea? Let alone a corrupt, lying, unqualified maggot/fascist? I think if I met Bob and heard his life story i might understand and have some

Genuinely. Damn. I am considering joining up.

Another plus, we won’t have to worry about Florida on election night when it’s underwater.