Same group of dudes tho.

I am a straight female and I also believe everyone is gay and that Tom Cruise is asexual

Kris Jenner was in the delivery room when Chyna gave birth, but Chyna “ignored” her.

I’m booking a permanent vacation to San Junipero.

It’s not this woman’s sole responsibility to bear the burden of what we did, though. I can’t fault her for protecting herself.

Yup. I’m not feeding any more bullshit conspiracy theories. She was already in a thankless job catching shit from both sides no matter what she did. Learning Trump was about to be my boss would be the final straw for me, too.

Just a crazy out-of-the-ballpark idea, but maybe she’s resigning because she can’t bring herself to serve under a vile, sexual assaulting, orange misogynist? She took one look at Trump and...

This is all, horrifyingly, true.

Your wrong their using it correctly.

I’M AN IDIOT.

This was already decided in a previous thread by someone else: Bud Light Lime-a-rita

p.s. looking forward to gleefully dismissing any motherfucker who decides now would be a good time to gloat/lecture me for several paragraphs about why Hillary Clinton is worse than Satan/make fun of me for being sad. today is not the day y’all.

Yes. I mean, I was already crying, but then it became ugly-crying.

Her singing wasn’t that bad

Watching the video, I think she was close to tears herself, you could hear the lump in her throat and see the tears pricking her eyes towards the end and when she turned to the audience. She did an amazing job of keeping it together in my opinion, having impersonated Hillary for so long must add an extra layer of…

Also: fuck Billy Bush.

I’ve been arguing all week with my friends who voted for President-Elect Cheeto, and all I have to say is this: If you tell me you “will not tolerate racism, hate, harassment or violence,” but you voted for Trump, then you really aren’t being true to your word.

THIS^ THIS^ THIS^

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

Yeah, but you would lose 10 games a year and everyone would always be on sports radio complaining that your untalented back-up was better than you.