This is the first time I feel like I have anything in common with Gisele! I too have been forced to implement a ban on any more discussion about the election, but at least it’s not within my own home.

Mitch has already said, “we’ll see.” The problem is that Trump thinks he can fire him.

Shock is a luxury. No time for luxury anymore. Time to organize, protest, volunteer.

This is modern day Nazi Germany in it’s infancy. We need to stamp it out before it gets too powerful.

I keep thinking I’m going to wake up.

I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. That loop has been playing in my head all day.

Oh, the polls? Yes, let’s talk about how they were so reliable we can base complete hypotheticals on them with any degree of certainty.

The two ladies in my office. Both young moms of girls. One actually said (not paraphrasing) “well I didn’t like either candidate but my husband owns a business so, you know, Trump being a business man, it makes more sense.”

The 52% of white women who voted for Trump are the ones that really boggle my mind. I just don’t get it. I should start telling them to shut their mouths and assign them ratings based on looks. Then I can just grab their pussies to shut them up.

Thanks, but the rage boner cares not for stars. The rage boner cares about fear and the right to arm bears. And probably whatever’s on CBS because Kevin James is one funny dude.

Good Afternoon,

Did you have to say huge though? Salt, man.

Maybe cause marx died in the 19th century

It’s funny because immigration is Actually Difficult. Same people who think moustache-twirling villains just waltz right in.

Right? I have a poli sci MA, but sure, Bobby, I’m the one who doesn’t understand how the Electoral College works.

Right?

Bobby, 44, bartender and comedian...

Educated guess by a Gryffinclaw (I don’t care what Pottermore says, I am not a gorram Hufflepuff).

I think you made this all up. I refuse to believe politics can still be charming ;-)