Just did the same, and realized I also never got Flashpoint, and then thought ... well, I shouldn’t pick up where I left off with my mech bay full of assault mechs, I’ll start a new career!

The HyVee bratwurst burgers work for me. I’m not saying you’re a reptilian alien pretending to be a human, but I’m also not NOT saying that.

Minnesota also has a homestead exemption on your primary residence. When we purchased our first house, our realtor did everything but shake our shoulders and yell at us not to forget to file the homestead paperwork, because she had multiple clients before who put it off until it was too late since purchase to qualify.

hamburgers made of ground hot dog meat

It’s still cnnsi.com in my head, though it’s been years since those divested.

The cold budweiser I shared with my grandpa around 10:30 am after four hours of hard work at the cabin, only to get glared at by my grandmother for drinking so early in the day, is still one of my best drinks I’ve ever had.

You also need to never, ever wear those same clothes to the office again. Sure, you didn’t shit on your shirt (or I hope to god you didn’t) but you don’t want people to think “Oh yeah, that’s the purple-and-yellow shirt Dave shat himself in. Ol’ Dave’s shittin’ shirt. God, that guy, just shitting himself all the time…

Thanks for posting this for HTML5 videos. I am a long-time convert to speeding up videos in the interests of time — not every one, obviously, but some of them desperately benefit from it.

Exactly what I was thinking as I read through this and the comments. The camping motto of “Take nothing but photos, leave nothing but footprints” is slightly applicable to tourism; sure you can purchase mementos and keepsakes, but there should be no trace of your visit once you’re gone.

And the very next part, too:

For over 20 years now I’ve been trying to make “molassacre” happen.

Time to go dig my dog-eared copy of Bynum’s Holy Feast and Holy Fast out of the basement and reread that instead of this inaccurate article on AVClub.

When God talks to male conservative politicians, that’s the most high savior and creator of the universe and gay-hating stranger-hating don’t-touch-me-you-leper Jesus talking to them.

If a bank changes it without notifying you - and I mean they truly did not send a notice, you not bothering to read the email or letter is your own damn fault

I was lucky last year, where I both was (unusually for myself) self-aware enough to realize I had risen above the level of my competence, and my employer was (unusually for major employers) mature enough to realize they’d be better off with a happy employee in a position where they’re effective, instead of an unhappy…

Missed the image, somehow.

I tried, unsuccessfully, to yank this catheter out. Do NOT attempt such things. I have regrets.

I’ve seen this same pattern since Rock the Vote in 1990 tried to spur youth turnout. On the upside, the age 18-29 cohort had a greater turnout in 2016 than it had in 2012. On the downside, we have never, ever seen youth turnout ever come close to any other age group. I hope and believe the trendline for 18-29 will…

I also very much enjoy Cahill awkwardly twitching and fidgeting, still gloveless, after the play, with a thin and unconvincing half-grin on his face

I always used butter, not oil spray, and in a cast-iron pan but the first pancake has always been called the sacrificial pancake and given to the dog, too.