noodlesintheface
noodlesintheface
noodlesintheface

It’s assumed he’s #0 on the list above all others.

I’m so pleased to see Wizardry 1: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord get a shoutout. I played the absolute shit out of that on a PC Jr well over 30 years ago and it’s still one of my favorite games of all time.

Similarly, try to assume it’s your mom in the car in front of you and you’re following her somewhere. Do you really have to creep right up to her rear bumper to intimidate her into driving faster? Or will everything be fine if you just ease off the gas a little and give the car in front of you an extra length?

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Those old fogies may as well throw a lemon party

The biggest ball of twine in Minnesota is west of the 494 loop out in Darwin. That’s good.

Yeah- I get a lot (... a LOT) of Impossible Sliders from White Castle and if Burger King gets to the point of offering these as not just Whoppers but regular burger sizes, well, my double cheeseburger habit is going to be less fatal than it currently is.

You got it, and gave me flashbacks to “nuance” in the 2004 election which helped sink Kerry. Sure, we can pretend the electorate is full of informed voters who accept and expect their candidates to have evolving positions as they learn more about the issues, but the overwhelming majority of voters are not that.

The downside (which may not be a downside to some people) is that it associates your Nintendo Account to your Twitch account to your Amazon account, which Amazon will aggregate together into your user profile (“The third party may combine the data with other information they hold about you.”)

I have only ever gotten the meatball sub at Subway and for $5, it did the job perfectly. All of these subway hate comments make me wonder ... wait, were people really getting turkey club or roast beef sandwiches there? Did they even look at the meat in front of them?

Me: on pace for 486 beers and 1,296 buffalo wings

Right. If a coworker calls you a bad name, sure you could go to HR, and you could say “hostile work environment”, and the company would instantly look at how it would protect itself from a hypothetical lawsuit - and it may then start weighing whether you’re valuable enough to keep around when you have the perceived

A spokeswoman for MLB Network declined to comment when asked who Siano and Kaplan have reported and report to and said, “There have been no reports to human resources of these, or any similar, allegations.”

I hear you. Pre-2010 when Target Field opened, and the Twins sucked ass, I’d walk a few blocks to the Metrodome on Thursday afternoons for a late lunch. $6 GA upper deck, couple hot dogs for a couple bucks each, watch a couple innings, and then head back to work.

Make the damn fist.

Joe Posnanski started the whole thing by talking about the Olive Garden review in North Dakota, the one that everyone and their brother snarked on because “lol flyover country grandma thinks olive garden is good haha” but it was just so pure and joyful, and then segued into the story about the Disney World parade.

Glad to hear that he was generally nice. With these roommate horror stories I often wonder with many of them if the roommate was somewhere on the spectrum and didn’t realize how his behavior was coming across to roommates.

Relieved to see that this wasn’t my freshman year MUD experience, as I did make it back for my sophomore year.

Ten bucks an hour or so. Taxes were negligible thanks to the deductions available but this was reasonable as a 10 hour a week thing, and the costs were gas and mileage on the car.

Oh man, Greg! He wasn’t my roommate but showed up periodically for our infrequent D&D nights. He collected a bunch of parking tickets and complained about them to us, and we said to just pay the tickets, it’ll be fine.