Yes! I was about to say how my grandmother did it for polish sausages, but that method works best with fatty sausages (Italian, brats, etc) and not so much with hot dogs that don’t have as much fat to render out.

I, too, rapidly skimmed every story to see if one of them was me, or me with enough minor details changed for plausible deniability.

I once had a roommate who cooked his hot dogs by boiling *and* frying them. He would put them in a pot of water, then let ALL the water boil off, so the hot dogs would then fry in the now-dry pot.

But she caught me on the counter (It wasn’t me)
Saw me bangin’ on the sofa (It wasn’t me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn’t me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn’t me)

When I drove p/t on weekends a couple years ago, my hourly gross was around $15-20 thanks to suburbanites wanting to get downtown and one glorious trip during a 1.8x surge when a group of four needed to get to a wedding in the adjacent state 45 miles away. The drive there was good, the drive back was dead miles.

Just a cheap shot at United. Don’t read too much into it.

I’m surprised that you missed the big detail on this when it was reported several days ago. From https://thepointsguy.com/news/ice-detains-flight-attendant-daca/

As long as you’ve either got the assets on hand to purchase outright, or can still find a lender who’ll qualify you despite a crash, you should be good. A lot of people were had similar plans during the runup to 08 (“the bubble will burst soon, then we’ll buy!”) only to find out that it was substantially harder than…

I’ve had a lot of Impossible Sliders at White Castle. SO GOOD. I haven’t yet gotten the full burger at a restaurant, but really should get around to those.

fred, come back and tell me how it went. I have two Banquet chicken pot pies awaiting me this afternoon myself.

I eat way, way too much meat, and I am having the time of my life replacing some of that overconsumption with Morningstar, Impossible Foods, Quorn, Gardein, etc.

Also some Farm Together. Honestly, some of my favorite experiences of the last few months have been dozing on the couch while my kid plays Farm Together. I’ll wake up a bit, crack an eye, watch her play, and go back to sleep and all is right in the world.

Impossible Foods is amazing and I am still waiting impatiently for them to get to retail grocery stores. The FAQ says 2019 but HURRY THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

Their skyways don’t have random stabbings. They’re so cute, pretending they’re a real city, with their affordable housing and single family houses.

Now listen here Italian Stallion, if you want to beat Drago you’re gonna need FUEL, and the best kind of fuel is Banquet pot pies!

My dogs have occasionally gotten a Banquet pot pie on the kitchen floor for their birthdays. The first time they were a little confused and licked the crust until I stirred it up a bit with a fork and they were in heaven.

It’ll warm your heart to know that I was thinking of ending that comment with “and open up the light American lager of your choice, preferably Hamm’s” before the Netflix bit.

I hear you, fellow bag of crap, and they’re not bad when nuked but they are fucking EXQUISITE when baked and glopped together into a feedbag you strap to your face.

When I’m dead and gone, don’t throw a shovelful of dirt onto my casket; use a ladleful of gravy.

The cost of eating these pot pies is running a marathon every year. Well, I mean, that and the $2 for my bowl of pot pie goo.