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Nah, I’m Banquet for life. Two of those combined are 700 cal, 48% from fat (38g), 0g trans fat, but still 24% of my daily fiber. https://banquet.com/pot-pies/chicken-pot-pie and look on in horror, but less horror than Marie Callender.

Chicken pot pies are not bullshit. Sure, if you spent $5 on a Marie Callender one that takes an hour to bake, la de dah mister moneybags, but the real trick here is to get the Banquet chicken pot pies, you know, the ones in the red box that are five for five bucks if not cheaper.

+1 for proper pluralization of Mike Trout, spotted eating no fewer than six Whoppers Jr. 

It seems to me is that part of his complaint as a TV critic is he can no longer point you in the direction of the good stuff. There’s a shotgun blast of a new season of a new show with ten episodes all released at once, and next week there’ll be five newer shows, and three more the week after that.

Ronald Reagan. Smart, not wise.

YA HATE US CAUSE YA AIN’T US

Expressing yourself shouldn’t have a price tag.

A decade or so ago I was at a friend’s house watching a NFL game. After a non-call on a dubious defensive PI, I yelled out “Aw, FLAG IT!” and my friend’s wife shot into the room, locked eyes with me, and said “WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD IN THIS HOUSE.”

That McDonalds is next to a former location of a KFC that was the nearest to me after the nearest KFC closed. Now there’s no KFC in the west metro area and I have to get Popeyes instead, which is probably superior anyway.

In Far Cry: New Dawn players eventually find their way up North, where Jacob Seed is hiding away with a strange and powerful tree.

His debut on Saturday went about as well as anyone could have asked of him as he scored four goals in his first minutes with the club.

I lifted my beer glass to him when I saw this:

No worries - I was in the middle of my commute when I realized you could have been referring to a primary challenge. I backed Kelliher back in the August primary as I felt Omar was a little too inexperienced, but gladly supported her in November. I doubt I’d back a primary challenge against her in 2020, but if she

She’s not going to be blown out in 2020 in MN-5. Omar won 78-21 in 2018, Keith Ellison won 69-22 in 2016, 71-24 in 2014, 75-25 in 2012, even all the way back in the Tea Party wave year of 2010 Ellison won 68-24.

Their advice essentially: Don’t do the Twitters.

It was measured to the 1/8th of an inch, so they’d get him at 5'10", or 5'10.125", or 5'10.25", and so on.

When I did this with my kid I went through the process of pressing home, pressing emergency, tapping 9 1 1, pretending to hit the call button, and then practiced a conversation as if I was the 911 operator.

Those “Good Samaritan” laws exist in the vast majority of locales in the US as well, yet despite that I’ve run into people who still say they won’t try to help someone who was in an accident because they’re convinced they’ll be sued into oblivion for a good faith effort to help someone.