That's when Steve Sanders grabbed his chainsaw and cut the shark in order to save Kelly....right?

You are my everything.

Well-put. I could swear I'm hearing Alpine yodelling as I type.

I find Gwyneth kind of ridiculous, like the rich kid who tries to get in on bragging how hard they are in high school, but ultimately benign in her doofiness. But! I hold her and Madonna personally responsible for unleashing the idiocy of Tracy Anderson on the world.

This article is such bullshit. By the same logic, every other celebrity is "the worst person in the world" just because they have money and enjoy it. A simple google search reveals that Sofia Vergara has financially supported the following charities:

Un-Sophia Vulgar-a.

Thank you for that.

Didn't cross my mind. It's a normal Spanish name.

I second the liking. Maybe it's the Colombiana accent. Maybe it's the fact that she dyes her hair to meet Hollywood's stereotype for Latin women. Maybe it's because she's a cancer survivor and a single mom who has raised her son in an industry where Latin women usually have a harder climb to the top. Whatever. She's a…

I agree. I think she just comes off as a typical vapid, shallow person who was born into wealth and extreme beauty and has never really had to struggle at all because of it. I've known people like that in real life, and they are almost uniformly the same - kind of funny and fun to be around in short bursts, extremely…

A whole mountain range, I'd say.

It's not crazy to imagine she loves moist pound cake.

I have to say, I was expecting worse and this is on the verge of feeling a little mean-spirted. Maybe it's just her personality or she doesn't come off well or she's just not that great of a person. But the Worst Human Alive seems a bit of a stretch.

I had the exact same reaction. Sofia Vergara would probably be perceived as too down-market for many of the grand French luxury goods houses but then again, so would many other B-list TV actresses and actors. Hermès is all about old money or, at very least, the impression thereof. It's also about pride of…

Jenna, I think you're making a mountain out of a mole hill...

Pfft... Beyonce and Jay-Z are way more out of touch and warped by extreme wealth. In fact, if you want to hear about how extreme wealth is, like, the best thing ever just listen to the new Jay-Z album (sponsored by Samsung™).

I think she's fantastically candid. I really do think it's refreshing. She's like, yes I am very beautiful and rich and you know what I love, purses and schlocking my K-Mart clothes. Endorsements is her true calling? Does anyone else find that funny? Because I do. I'm sure a lot of people are like this, you guys- and…

I love Sofia Vergara. That is all.

So what? It's her money and she can do what she wants. It's not like all of us privileged white girls reading Jezebel everyday don't spend money on shit we don't need.

answer : no, she is not the worse human being alive.