For the love of everything good in this world, DO NOT Google "Penis Legs". Just don't.

To quote Elaine Benis: "I don't know how you walk around with those things."

Annnnnd this would be the perfect time to share the age old man jingle... Passed down from father to son.

" the American musicians with bin Laden-style beards who insist this helps them blend in, even though they are blonde and six-feet, five-inches tall. (They brought malaria drugs, even if there’s no malaria here, and want to deliver them while playing violin.)"

I mean Kim Jong Un, of course. Whoops.

I read about half the comments and cannot figure out why I should not have read them. Some were complimentary, some disagreed or took issue with her viewpoints or what she does, some were insulting, and some seemed to draw from issues going on in other countries that I am ignorant of. But I did not see anything…

I'm torn about clicking the link. The "but do not read the comments under any circumstances" clause has all but guaranteed that if I click through I definitely WILL read the comments.

Additionally, it bothers me that the Saudi royal family basically created and rules Saudi Arabia as their own personal fifedom where life sucks for pretty much anyone who is not Saudi royalty but they still don't want to live there half the time. Dudes, you created your own shitty country, you should have to stay…

In several different languages, too.

“The laws of our nation and California do not tolerate people who deprive or violate the liberty of another and obtain forced labor or services,” District Attorney Tony Rackauckas said in a statement issued by the Irvine Police Department.

I wonder what will happen to that country when it runs out of oil. Will everyone else just go back to not caring because there are no natural resources? Will we finally see the egregious human rights abuses, especially against women?

Saudi Arabia. Our allies, ladies and gentlemen.

My brother's a tailor, so I'm spoiled. But I can't tell you how much better you'll look if your clothes fit. So many men wear shirts and jackets that are two sizes too big. That's particularly true of a lot of bigger guys who think fitted clothes will make them look fatter. But actually fitted clothes will make bigger…

Dr Oz is a quack. Seriously that's one of the more ridiculous things I've ever read.

How do white sheets reflect light in the middle of the night with the lights off? En"light"en me Dr Oz.

Or start an epic game of Civilization early in the morning and play all day.

Also, remove English ivy from your yard. It is a surprisingly good breeding ground for mosquitos since the ground always stays moist.

@DeRose.Joe: That's awesome. I can't stand roachs at all. Now I get to retire the makeshift flamethrower I was using against them.

Avon Skin so Soft is great for keeping mosquitoes at bay. Pour a capful over your self as you are rinsing off in the shower. Lasts all day. (keeps your skin nice too!)

@ChaosCon: I remember reading somewhere (don't remember where either!), certain bugs are attracted to, or look for high concentration of CO2 (i think it was), to locate their prey (ie your breath), that might have something to do with this