holy crap Silver makes 23 million dollars?! good for him

for some reason

lol look up her google reviews...

Confucius say, “if you fight with the trolls, you’ve already lost”.

hey don’t blame it on the stamps

I’m just surprised Dellavedova didn’t dive at anybody’s knees

Let’s see you drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes

“why is Shaq an all-star?” <- not gonna touch that one. That’s bait. Anybody who asks this question must have holes in their head...but goddamn if watching that dude shoot free throws wasn’t the most frustrating thing in the world.

ok to each his own. I don’t often wear a hoodie but sometimes when I do, I’ll wear it with no shirt underneath, so unzipping is not necessarily a great option all the time.

ok to each his own. I don’t often wear a hoodie but sometimes when I do, I’ll wear it with no shirt underneath, so…

not only are they 90 bucks, they’re fuckin zip-ups? what fresh hell is this...

not only are they 90 bucks, they’re fuckin zip-ups? what fresh hell is this...

Usain Bolt has been clocked at 27.7 mph. Ain’t NOBODY in baseball running 25 mph anyway

I calls ‘em like I sees ‘em

I can’t wait for baseball to come back so that can deadspin can let me know who jacked a huge dong last night

The overpaid athlete shtick is, to me, most egregious in the NFL, where:

oh god fuck yeah dirt track racing. you can usually get away with bringing a keg to those. and afterwards you’re the beautiful color of red Georgia clay.

Those guys are among the world’s elite, but they’re on the wrong side of 30 (ok, Leo doesn’t turn 30 for a few months, but still...) and we all know what that tends to mean for footballers. I’ll be very interested to see how Cristiano and Messi age, because the rules that apply to most mortal men clearly don’t seem to…

Celine apparently makes $476,000 per show in her residency at Caesar’s. She’s done 336 of them. Assuming she’s made the same amount each show for the duration of her tenure (dubious assumption, though) that puts her take at $159,936,000, since 2011. How the hell are they selling so many tickets to listen to that…

yep. old folks come out of hibernation and either overestimate their own strength, or greatly underestimate the weight of fresh snowfall

oh god you gotta stop or I’m gonna go find the box with all my old Calvin and Hobbes books in it, and then there goes the rest of my day. GOAT comic strip and it ain’t even close, baby.

take it from me, it’s still fun as hell in the grandstand. A friend and I rented the radio headset that lets you listen to chatter between drivers (any driver, you get to pick!) and their pit crews which is pretty cool, even though you can hardly understand a word they’re saying.