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Why does Margot Robbie look like HBC in Alice in Wonderland?

What in the fuck point are you trying make? Are you a DNC bot currently melting down? 

Nancy Pelosi will step up and force that fucker Crowley to step aside because she’s smart enough to realize how bad this looks after the Bernie/DNC fiasco.

Oh man this is fun. Hetero female and my auto left swipes are:
1) “I love adventures.” I HATE ADVENTURES.

The ideas behind her cosmetics company were purely her own,

Hetero female and I agree with all of those. Also first photo is skydiving - I can’t see what you fucking look like when half your face is covered in goggles and the other half is flopping in the wind. Same with SCUBA diving pics, WHY. There are always groomsman pics, like I’m going to take the time to try to…

“The ideas behind her cosmetics company are her own” They are not. They are ColorPop cosmetics with the price marked up because people think they will buy $8 lipstick for $30 because of her name.

Not only was she born into wealth, she was born to someone who was an incredibly successful businesswoman, with parents and siblings with a shit ton of connections to the business, fashion, and beauty world. Literally everything she needed in order to make her business a success, she had. What would be incredible…

lol wat

This makes you seem sweet and relaxed, but a lot of your descriptives are generic. Share a short story about a road trip, or be more specific about your fav restaurant. You seem nice! Give people more to remember about you.

I have two additional suggestions for what to leave out of your profile.

The first iteration of this article I came across was on Buzz Feed this morning, while I was scrounging for quarters so I could go to the laundromat.

All she did - literally all she did - was sign a licensing royalty contract with Colourpop for a tube of lip gloss, after getting surgery to enhance her lips, and imply the kits were responsible. That’s it!She signed her name to the makeup they already produced. That’s the extent of her involvement.

Isn’t it funny how Step #1 in all of these success stories is to be born to wealthy parents? You’d almost think that was an advantage or something. 

I have mixed thoughts. Kylie was definitely pre-ordained for a life of fame and wealth. I don’t think she was pre-ordained to found an $800 million cosmetics company. I have the same “Her? Really?” thoughts when I see money stats about Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba’s companies. If converting B-list fame into a…

The idea that this girl is “self-made” is insulting. Fuck that.

Considering he lost his career momentum due to sexual harassment, I don’t think your quip is very funny.

Spoiler alert; it’s holding disappointment.