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It’s the End of the World”?

THERE ISN’T A NATO FUND COUNTRIES PAY INTO!!! Can Trump really be this stupid? The 2% isn’t cash that all the countries pay the US. It’s an agreement by each NATO member to spend 2% of their GDP on their military. It’s true that many countries aren’t meeting that obligation but they don’t owe us money. If anything,

Is there an opposite version of the Everything is Awesome song from the Lego Movie? Everything is awful! Everything’s not cool when you’re part of this team! Yeah, I could listen to that right now, and on a loop.

A lie, you say?

There’s also this, if you didn’t hear.

On behalf of the United States, congratulations to the Thai Navy SEALs and all on the successful rescue of the 12 boys and their coach from the treacherous cave in Thailand. Such a beautiful moment - all freed, great job!

Thanks for sharing this, I’m sure most of us would have no idea what to do if this happened to us or a family member.

As someone that also used to be obese I find the fact that you discriminate against obese people horrifying. I never missed work due to my obesity. I know obese people now who are not suffering any health problems that cause them to miss work. My former office-mate who regularly ran marathons and fulfilled every

Saw a comment or tweet or something recently that pointed out that forgiving student loans would be the biggest and most effective economic stimulus possible in America.

One of my more ruddy coworkers yesterday told me I shouldn’t drink water from our bottle filling station because the pipes will make me infertile (if that’s the case, Philadelphia women are defying odds left right and center). When I told him I didn’t care because I wasn’t having any children he said ‘well, you don’t

This is just the first step towards other dystopian game shows like Wheel of Food Stamps, Bowling for Chemo and Who Wants to Get a Kidney Transplant? It’ll be The Running Man before you know it.

I have this in the same mental category as GoFundMes for people experiencing major life disasters.

I hope you are tracked down, this comment is forwarded to your insurance company, they raise their premiums by 20,000% because you are a massive, bankruptcy-inducing lawsuit waiting to happen, then you get fired, then you can’t find any new jobs because you are a terrible manager.

Do you also not hire men who have children — because maybe they want to go to school plays or field trips or has to stay home when the kid gets sick? 

What you are doing is illegal and you will face consequences for it eventually. 

Company: Women just leave to raise their kids after a few years, they aren’t worth the investment!

Old family members: So when are you gonna have a baby?

Really? Because I barely ever see styrofoam anymore and have definately noticed that it has been decreasing in use. Most restaurants around me serve takeout food in paper cartons, or more-recyclable plastic containers. The burger I got at the airport last night was served in compostable “egg crate” style paperboard

Big Cat Rescue is an operation that seems to be actually doing it right, and it’s right here in the US. Since they’re actually doing it right, I guess that precludes them from those dangerous and exploitative (of the animals) photo ops that these people seem to crave so much. What they lack in shitty photo ops, they