Do you have any idea how many women’s lives and careers have been ruined just by someone’s words alone without a single shred of proof? Sucks that it can now happen to men too, doesn’t it?

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Due process is exactly what’s happening. It’s standard human resources procedure to put people on leave while credible allegations are investigated. There are enough witnesses that the company has already talked to to make it a credible allegation. Read the details instead of reacting to the headlines. “Due Process”…

I am thinking that Felicia Day is about to have a lot more work on her plate, if she wants it.

I’m not saying we’re at the “Build a giant rocket, load all the men into it and shoot it into the sun” stage yet, but I’m going to need all my fellow dudes to seriously stop abusing women because I really do not want to be shot into the sun, and I’m getting more worried by the day.

Tired of the media telling me I need to have a perfect body

That pouch and those legs are the least practical alternate biology since the USB ponytails from Avatar

the “reliable heart of a dog”

Back in the 70's I had a chance to go to college early with a full scholarship, skipping high school altogether. The college had reached out to me and sent me paperwork to fill out, which I did, and my father took the envelope and told me that he would drop it in the mail on his way to work. I was so excited, and I…

That is fucking evil.

BUCKLE UP BUDDY CAUSE THERE’S MORE COMIN

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Fuck the smell, do you know how EXPENSIVE this must be? Feeding these children would put most in the poor house. I can barely keep up with my two year old son’s food demand and I have a four month old boy who is 99th percentile for height and weight. I fear for my future grocery bills!

I like this game. I would build hospitals in underserved areas that focus on preventative care and women’s health including abortion procedures. I would fund high-quality daycare facilities in inner cities that include family counseling and job training for single parents. I would also be the bail money fairy for…

If I had billions of dollars I would just build affordable housing for all the struggling people in Seattle. It’s a band aid over a bullet hole but at least people have temporary relief from the elements. I would also double NIH or CDC or UNHCR funding or prevent the extinction of elephants.

I AM SO GLAD I LIVE ALONE.

found him

I once spoke at a Career Day where my sister taught middle school. When I walked into that building, the stench.. OMG, it was something I’d never experienced.

I feel bad for the gay one. Statistically, they’ve got at least one gay. And I think it’s creepy to speculate on the sexuality of children, but let’s all be real. We know which one it is just from the picture.

Can you imagine if they found pink glitter in the house or girl socks or a vibrator. It would be Sherlock Holmes mixed with lord of the rings to solve that mystery.