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Anderson Cooper just reported that there will be no record of the meeting between Trump and Kim. I just don’t understand how this can happen in a democracy. How can we let one man make policy without any input? This makes me so sick after 8 years of RWNJs calling Obama a dictator. This might be the most foolish

I hope I’m long dead by the time the “Trump Doctrine” and the Hold My Beer, Watch This Accord are discussed in history books.

“We’re America, bitch.”
I’m doubly horrified to know that not only did this official say this out loud, he didn’t care what anyone else thought and said it on the record.

Unfortunately the winning guess was:

Hey now, as a fat person, I like to think I have good taste in what greasy foods I shove down my gullet. I’ll stick to Five Guys for my burger fix, and literally any mom and pop diner can make a decent breakfast.

OK but have they considered IHOB sounds stupid? I guess there is no reason other than familiarity that IHOP does not sound stupid, but do they really want everyone breaking that down and thinking about it? IHOB. IHOB. Let’s go to IHOB.

Idiots. They should’ve just had the B be brunch. Covers both pancakes and burgers.

Bye Kat! It was nice following you on Facebook and reading about your fun makeup and tattoos. But I am not down with anti-vaxxers so you’ll have to do without me. You see, I know someone who suffers from having contracted Polio as a child. Seeing her stuggle just to get up a flight of stairs would make you run to the

The only part of the natural drug-free home birth in water plan that I’m judging is the part where she’s being sanctimonious about it before it even happens. Kat, honey. The fact is you don’t always get to have the labour and delivery of your optimistic dreams.

if you know of a better way to amass a collection of tombstones for landscaping purposes than inviting your most annoying neighbors over, building a fence around them on your front lawn, and waiting for them to starve to death, i’d like to hear it

Yeah, all the male reviewers who criticise this film for not being perfect can get fucked. Women are allowed to have fun and indulgent films made for them that aren’t romances.

Honestly, isn’t this the definition of the genre?

I know - why can’t we just have a slick, completely unrealistic heist movie? There’s an ‘expert jeweler’ character. Nothing about this is supposed to be relatable, and that’s fine.

Isn’t them looking perfect kind of the point of this whole movie? I’m in it for the hair, the makeup, the outfits.

fresh, inconceivable tragedy: a freak accident so upsetting, in its real-life possibility and aftermath, that it defiantly breaches the standard contract of multiplex-ready genre “entertainment”

I’m comfortable saying you’ll get grief, metaphors, and “real” horror all in this film, without going into specifics.

Like imagine if the people in It Follows weren’t just dealing with a scary thing that followed them but also their friends were dying of cancer and their house had a poltergeist.

Its not quite like anything I’ve ever seen before. It’s like 3 films layered on top of each other. Each one is about a different terrible thing and it just so happens to all be happening to the same people.

Toni Collette is a GODDAMN TREASURE....ok, an Australian goddamn treasure but nevertheless. MURIEL’S WEDDING FOR LIFE!

I loved this film so very much, terrifying, moving & funny in parts. Toni Collette deserves every award going.