Not my kind of game, but I find the use of always-online here very odd given that I recall it also requires a fairly powerful machine to play smoothly. If you are going to require a solid internet connection at all times and there is already going to be some lag, why not go all the way and do it OnLive style (or a…

I'm with you there. I try to avoid using my ad-blocked browser because I find it perfectly okay to scroll past a banner here and there in order to support my sites.

Don't you mean... *wiener?

Fair enough. We'll go with (A).

This was always kind of teased as a launch title for Wii U. So, given that they didn't announce a date for that platform but talked up its features in a recent video (Gearbox saying that's the best version, best visuals and controls), what does this mean?

Once you obtain a copy of the game, you'll need to do something in order to make it playable on your newer OS.

A closer look at the ladyparts, because you asked for it.

Alternate version with caption that should've been there all along. ; )

Ha, that's cute with the stats. Nice work.

Oh god... don't do it, Mike.

Heheh, awesome.

Yay, I made the cut again, in spite of my occasionally ungrateful or obnoxious attitude.

Regarding the brick & mortar post-mortem (me make pun), I'm surprised there is still so little discussion of Nintendo's announced model for digital distribution, whereby they will release download codes to retailers and let them set prices or bargains just as they do with physical games. Going digital, but still…

Well, but that's still just a case of MS needlessly forcing you to have Kinect in order to access that API, when in reality it's just software that could have been made available to any mic plugged into the system. Don't get me wrong, innovations in voice control are cool and that's a nice benefit of their Kinect…

My thoughts exactly. This is one those terribly pointless apps that only serve as a wrapper for a webpage. You can be that all they're doing is to grab it straight from the same link.

So now we can add furries into the mix of Samus's recent sub / dom relationship. Just make Adam playable and we're off for adventure.

I always found the best feature of the Wii remote to be the IR pointing. So I found it strange for Microsoft to try to capture the audience of the Wii with motion control lacking any kind of precise pointing or aiming of any sort. The Move has the right idea, and is certainly a fine piece of hardware even if I have no…

Switching to capacitative would be perfectly fine and logical if they'd made it require a sustained touch (heh) of a full second, or something similar. A quick grazing is waaaay too sensitive for something that could cause the currently running software to exit.

Ah man... long-haired red dachshunds are the best dogs in the world. Mine is getting real old now and recently lost sight in one eye, so I'm aware of the limited time left for my friend. :(

They appear to be down for everyone.