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    When I think of Jazz Jackrabbit and the other PC-platformers of that era, I have a terrible taste in my mouth. It tastes like the glaring absence of visual designers on staff, mixed with horrific colors and the overuse of background gradients that scream MS Paint. I'm serious... those games just about make me want

    Will Yazawa ever return to finish Nana? It's the one anime and manga that I've loved so much as to read through multiple times, which I'm doing again now.

    Ha, I like to pretend that B4 never happened, along with everything in those last two TNG films. :(

    I'm not disagreeing entirely, but I also wouldn't say that the violence towards adults in these games is much better. Take that introductory stab-a-fat-man bit in the recent Silent Hill, or the obsession with x-rays and other ridiculous gore. Should you not care because it's a bad guy according to the plot? Taking

    That rather minor nitpick hardly seems helpful. But yes, while the corners are chipped, the four sides are indeed perfectly at right angles, which is the relevant attribute of rectangular that I still have trouble seeing due to the pattern.

    Now that is quite a tasty morsel.

    "What separated Sega's kart racing title from Nintendo's, though, is the characters. Besides choosing from iconic Sega characters for aesthetic reasons, each one has a special ability outside of the items they pick up."

    Reverse time power!

    That's just like those dang floating wood blocks in Mario 3. I could never see them as perfectly rectangular, even though they most certainly are.

    Ha, Spot would have been great, I should have shoved that in the cut-out area. I didn't save the working copy, so complex edits (ie, not just overlays) would be more of a hassle, but I'm very tempted to start "crowdsourcing" this now and add your ideas plus any others.

    Encouragement accepted. Now I feel it is finally complete.

    XD Though I regret leaving off one final joke that came to me just after submission.

    Affirmative, captain.

    So wonderfully depressing. : )

    BEST HERO PLAY!

    Excellent.

    Enough complainin', time to step up and contribute my brand of nerd once more.

    You foolish believer in numbers.

    Though on further reflection, I was young, and a significant portion of my enjoyment of the game probably had to do with a certain character.

    I actually like the original game. The hand-drawn art is wonderful, the humor is always entertaining, and while you'll surely die often from not guessing the right moves at exactly the right moments, there's always an amusing death animation to watch.