Getting all the disclaimers out of the way...

At this point it’s a wonder why he continues to go after anyone under the age of 21, not only because they’re young and immature, but because it’s just waaaayyyy too “they’re not kids, they’re adults!” even though they can’t legally drink or smoke (my state of Texas upped to 21 a few years ago, not sure where other…

Yes, actually, that is what the phrase means. Salting the earth was a method of putting down so much salt in an area that it killed off all plants and made it a struggle for anything to thrive there for a period of time. Some invading tribes would do it just to be dicks to any survivors left behind in raids. It is…

Looks like a Wombat Turd

As both Carl Sagan (and Bill Nye) said:

Should they call it “The-Kobe was innocent of rape because he was good at playing a game and died tragically-Crew”? Can’t think of anything much more misogynist than that

It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it pays out for him.

Do your windshield wipers chatter
On the windshield overnight?
If Jalponik says “don’t do it”
do you raise them up in spite?
Do they slam into your windscreen
Leaving cracks both left and right?
Do your windshield wipers chatter
On the windshield overnight?

Jalopnik just pushed the opposite opinion yesterday. Y’all need to talk: https://jalopnik.com/i-cant-believe-i-have-to-say-this-but-its-totally-fine-1846302894

I thought large groupers were inedible because of parasites? Something about living long enough to get that size leading to an accumulation of parasites in the meat.

Regardless, fishing for things you don’t eat is fucked up. 

“We’re gonna need a bigger bun!”

Apple is trying to obfusticate the point by this subpoena. the case is about Apple holding a monopoly on iphones, saying “they sell just find over there!” is like saying it’s fine for one person to own every piece of property in a city because a city across the country isn’t owned by them. can an iphone user…

Agreed. The “young-superstar trying to supplant the aging all-time great” is an old and often lazy sports trope that has been wheeled out repeatedly for decades. We just saw it in the recent Super Bowl with the copious Mahomes vs. Brady comparisons. And we saw it constantly in the late 90's/early 00's when every young…

Instead, she’s portrayed almost as a usurper to Williams’s throne. You don’t see this on the men’s side, where both Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer have been allowed to co-exist as greats in peace.

I read about it in the NYTimes yesterday, one of those news outlets that Jezebel both cites and lambasts. And I know, it’s worth both citing and lambasting, but I’d say that not how its cast in individual posts here.

G’day mate! Aussie here and I am happy with this outcome. My feed on Facebook is clear of all the doom and gloom posts about the sad state of the world. Instead, I have 3 posts from friends about their life, interests, experiences etc and then a sponsored post about something I just ignore.

Ha ha ha, aren’t other countries funny? Should we investigate this a little and report on it? Nah, just make some tired jokes with Australian stereotypes and that will do.

That’s true but I think most Ivy institutions offer need-based scholarships making their 50-75k/year tuition closer to 10k or less. My twin applied to Cornell University in the mid 2000s and was accepted; however, he chose not to go b/c our high school counselor told him how expensive the school was. When we were…

So, at the risk of “libsplaining” this is... incredibly consistent with what Biden’s been saying since he’s been campaigning. Further, average debt isn’t quite as useful as median debt — since the people with significant ($200K+) debt throws the average out of whack.

― Terry Pratchett, Jingo