But the main event was Naomi Osaka’s lighting of the Olympic Cauldron, which is an aesthetically fascist tradition dating back to 1928 but solidified in 1936 at the Berlin Summer Olympics, best known as the Nazi Olympics.

Did he really kite surf though?

Max was really surprised discover that he loved the Parmesan ice cream:

People who were 10 years old in 1995 are 36 years old today.

Flo-Jo never beat an Eritrean in the Olympics. (Only because they didn’t compete at that level back then ... if they had she still would have been faster.)

Mandatory Americorps service?

That and they called out Texas? Aren’t they stereotypically proud of their BBQ, seasonings, and such?

Didn’t Shannon cover this over a year ago? A little less kemper, but a little more info?

Pee Wee’s bike was stolen in California ... which is where he finds it at the end too. Madam Ruby told him it was in the basement of the Alamo. She was a fraud.

18/2 + 7 = 16

Troy (The Phoenix From the Flame) peaked at #3 on Billboard ... so two hits.

Angels win, but SoCal has a few of them:

Magdeburg supporter here. Hold your head high Hansa fan. You have made it to 2B more times than many others.

In case anyone else was wondering:

My first taste was in the 80s.

Epsilon may be referring to the practice if “non-profits” paying salaries to their employees.

To be fair, it was inconceivable to him that he would actually win the 2016 election. Remember his face those first few days when he was like, “What I have I gotten myself into.”

I think Meek should apologize. 

“ and long-acting forms of contraception, like IUDs, are priced at more than 25 times the minimum wage.”

They said it was 200 miles out. (400 mile round trip.)