Let’s just get rid of the whole Senate.

Sure am glad I never gave Facebook my phone number “for added security purposes”

Does he not understand that he can just turn the heat in his car back down?

Joan, honey, I don’t know what you were looking at, but that house was gorgeous. The way you described it was nothing like what it looked like. I mean, sex curtains? Where?? From your description I was half expecting a sex swing to prominently feature in one of the bedrooms. Sure it has a ton of zebra print rugs, but…

I’m saving this so i can relish it a little at a time. I can relate to a lot of it, even though my own upbringing looked pretty much like an episode of Growing Pains. I had a receding hairline during the looooong bangs-era, and i was SO JEALOUS of the way the new wave Asian kids could coiffe.

i’m disappointed it’s not the other AMC...

I absolutely feel this piece! My deep love of LA radio station KROQ defined my high school life in the 80's. Of course I was also a Black girl who lived and went to school in South LA, so I kept that part of my life down pretty low. I kinda sorta found a semi-tribe of similarly minded misfits in high school, but even…

If your company is selling it, then your company doesn’t “strictly prohibit” it. You’re not “prohibiting” it in any way. You allow, encourage, and profit from it.

The company i work for had its hourly pay system based in flash. Last week no hourly employees were able to clock in. Took 3 days for a patch to be issued.

Plenty of machines from 20 years ago have use DOS or Win95 indeed and use obscure drivers that don’t work on newer machines. Or it’s embedded and just cannot be upgraded because nobody thought about it, that it would be needed.

Then again, if a company uses systems that are deemed ‘insecure’ but they are only running…

i work for the german railways and our maintenance laptops have a virtual machine running windows xp for certain diagnostics software....so yeah

I have one of these LG refrigerators that makes the spherical ice, and while the ice is cool [heh] it takes FOREVER to make them. It can make three of them in 24 hours, so plan ahead and drink slowly and responsibly.

“This is nonsense. They haven’t added any functionality to Xbox Live Gold to justify the price increase.”

Jezebel is horribly wasting a chunk of their salary cap on this D-league troll whose only “talent” is trying to shit on things that no one else ever seems to find any issue with.

I’m pretty sure Joan’s sole role on this site is to generate hate clicks for people coming to defend celebrities from her wrath.

Yeah, I watched the whole thing waiting for some kind of big tonal fuckup. It’s not her greatest performance, but it’s certainly not worthy of an entire article’s worth of ire (no matter how satirical it’s meant to be)?

I watched the whole thing and couldn’t even hear what Joan’s talking about. She sounded great. 

Uhg, eat shit Joan. Lets see you sing better.

*looks up from her switch*