AH-64. You might not be sexually identified on your birth certificate as an attack helicopter, but you can be named after one.

5-years old?

He’s looked that way for a few years now. Kind of concerning the first few times I saw him like that. (The only other people I’d seen with that body type were high-functioning train-wreck alcoholics.)

Although I am estranged from Elon — when it comes to the children, I deal with his assistant — I don’t regret my marriage.

Aliens has more action ... and more quotables, but yeah Commando was great.

In the age of COVID-19, we wear masks when out and about for two reasons: First, we hope they might protect us from other people, at least a little bit. (The science on this is not very convincing.)

....a fun-sounding holiday that involves bonfires and dancing...

Sex /= gender.

1990's Maury Povich might disagree.

There is a lot of grey area between preserving indigenous cultures/fixing their cultural shift vs. the disorientating effects of cultural shift in the multicultural world.

I thought I had accidentally clicked on an Inventory article, what with the recent brass pens and anti-radiation cases.

Keep pushing the Latinx label and don’t be surprised if Latinos stay at home.

The Republicans elected 2 Bush’s and neither of them are particularly interesting.

Little to no excitement: Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Al Gore, Michael Dukakis, Walter Mondale.

Bingo. Trump already set the bar. Anything under 100k deaths is a, “very good job”.

So you’re saying the polls are accurate then ... in terms of who will be voting?

I’ve had the luck of being able to play board games, digitally, with four friends at least once a week for three weeks in a row now. Pre-virus we were lucky to meet once a month. 

A short visit to the microwave will kill coronavirus.

Ok, I’d probably tune into to that.

Sure, as a non-practitioning (?) Cisco-certified networking engineer.