That’s obviously not an answer to my question.

“Noting that the woman is not asking to void the entire settlement agreement, he wrote that “obviously, she wants to keep what she was paid” but that she “cannot simply pick and choose which contractual obligations will be void and which will stand.”

Yes! They are extremely addictive so getting a prescription is like pulling teeth. However, deciding when to take the minuscule amount I am prescribed is anxiety inducing in itself. Full disclosure-I sometimes just take them because my five year old can be a real obstinate fuck.

I am not gonna lie, I am mildly jealous (except about the arrest part). I miss having a prescription for Xanax. It makes everything better.

Oh wow, thank you for mentioning priming your face with milk of magnesia! I googled it and I am definitely going to try it. My skin is so oily that I must wear stay-in-place makeup, and if I don’t, my eyes will begin to burn when the oil from my face melts downward! Also, I’m still fighting acne and I’m damn near 40.

I totally need soap. I’m oily, and I don’t mean just the bridge of my nose or something, it’s EVERYWHERE. Most mornings I wake up feeling like someone’s dipped me in used cooking oil (okay, I stole that line from River’s Edge, but it’s still true). This very much includes my external pussy parts, in fact, that’s one…

Comedy is tragedy plus time

Gee, thanks for stealing the best name!

OMG I fucking love my IUD so much, I practically want to name it.

I’ll take any victories we can get! Especially when it comes to my beloved IUD.

Even your tldr is tldr

Perfect except I would have spelled it attenshun.

Old lady? She is a highly revered and respected fashion designer and businesswoman in the—-somewhat surprisingly—-male-dominated world of high fashion. She built her brand from the ground up over the course of decades. But I guess any woman over 40 can be knocked down a peg or two by being reduced to an “old lady.”

Radiohead - Karma Police

I find that queefs are a direct result if the penetration a man is using. If he pulls out a lot or is wanting to switch positions a lot, it's gonna happen. Since parts swell up and expand to accommodate penetration, pulling out leaves a bit of a vacuum and inevitably air is sucked in. My current partner doesn't, but…

Oh- Let's not forget the Trainspotting sountrack, you guys!

Spacehog- In the Meantime

Suede - We Are The Pigs

Blur - Universal

He got served.