He can Slytherin me any time.

Yeah, but calling someone out on their wedding bullshit is, like, the best friend’s job, not the photographer who’s being paid probably a lot of money to be there.

“My go-to drink is ‘tap water out of old pipes,’ and my favorite ice cream flavor is, ‘do they still make Dippin Dots?’”

I tried to call in "ugly"once. I told my boss I had a cold sore that went wild and my face look very, well, damaged and, as the front desk person, I thought I should stay home. He had me come in any way, took one at look at me, and conceded that, yes, maybe I could have the day off.

Ew this shit reminds me of those hideous bags people used to be fucking obsessed with

She was caught wet-handed.

YA DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN!!!!!

I love everything about this.

Dear Tom DeLonge and Liam Gallagher,

i didn't watch the grammy show. i only saw the live stream of the audience cam online without audio. here are my observations. i missed 45 minutes of it in the middle because food.

That's what fetlife is for. The point that 50 Shades isn't realistic or safe has been made, and the people who will listen have already heard. It just bums me out that someone would ruin it in the first place, then people who otherwise wouldn't care what we did hate us too :( Sorry there are a few dipshits in my…

Of course. I just found the pre-emptive bashing hurtful, to be completely honest. People all up in here ripping on my safe place....it's really demoralizing.

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

I have MDD too, and I'm usually pretty jovial and witty. I am often told I should do stand-up because I'm that funny. However, there are many days that I don't feel like leaving the house, but I have to work so I do it. I feel like being forced to interact with people is good for me, because I turn hermit very easily,…

Thank you! Human beings are complicated so I can have a range of emotions, characteristics etc.. Most people who meet me would never think I have Clinical Depression, mainly cause I don't fit the stereotype. The stereotype is frustrating.

Like anything, there is a spectrum. I suffer from Major Depressive Disorder, and was recently hospitalized for it and therefore had the opportunity to meet a range of people with the same condition. A very common symptom of depression and anxiety is to self-isolate. Some depressed people party and have friends,…

Not all of us, but yeah — there is no one way a person who is clinically depressed acts!

There's no "just" about mental illness. It's a serious and debilitating disease.

Same. I just cut it short because it's lets cumbersome than letting them grow and less itchy than shaving. It's not a comment on her choices, but I think pubes would have added to these particular photos personally.

I feel similarly about my stick straight pubes. They poke me SO HARD when they are long. I keep them trimmed/shaved since that works for me but having a bush is awful. It's embarrassing because my pubes literally just poke through clothing.