I think the "*" means it goes up your butthole.

I once used the water I boiled hot dogs in, since it was just water I already had at boiling. This was a terrible mistake, never do it.

I pride myself on my car trip taking patience. I never rush, I take frequent breaks, and I try to generally enjoy the car trip as much as is possible. Sometimes this leads to overnight stays in random hotels in Connecticut.

Context: I am recounting an experience that I had about 8 years ago when I was a sophomore in college in West Chester, PA. I am recounting it to the best of my ability but some details might have been lost due to the time passing and the fact that I try not to think about this all that often.

I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu.

I think her expression of "Yes, this is what I am doing with my life" really ties the room together.

Hey everyone. I was wondering if anyone has experience with epilepsy to share? I've developed it at 26 (now 30) and I thought we finally figured what medication works best (depakine), because I haven't had a seizure in seven months. Until today. My friend was coming by for dinner and she took care of me and I'm…

There is no guarantee he will be successful at Margiela. It's a job, not the lottery.

She's a little lady cat with a questionable name. I'm not completely convinced of the whole "tard" being short for "tardar sauce" [sic] explanation.

Gotta love a gal who cares more about making people laugh than she cares about being liked!

"Someday my prince will cum."

I was on a third date with a guy we'll call Joe. I hadn't had sex for a while and had offered on previous dates, but he wanted to wait, so I respected that. We go to the house that Joe is housesitting at for friends and start making out in the bedroom. I rip all of my clothes off in one smooth motion, tossing them to…

21 unsexy things about sex, written by this chick.

18. Doggy style. Just, doggy style. What horrible person invented this?

that wedding dress was gorgeous. i loved that it was all lace, i loved that the veil matched. loved it. for ME, i prefer cream or something a little offwhite to snow white, but it was all gorgeous.

Well this cheeseburger .gif is taking WAY longer than I'd have expected.

I could say so much about what a complete asshat Chuck Lorre is and what a complete pile of shit his shows are but instead I will let this dog convey my feelings.