‘kay

I get it. It still wasn’t a judgemental comment. I get the universal YOU. I promise. You just weren’t adding anything interesting. You’re off topic. You might have been better off starting a new thread.

It would only make sense if I was passing judgement in my first comment. Maybe you’re just off? Like, as in wrong. NBD.

The slowest, I’m done climbing the corporate ladder. I still don’t get your comment. I’m not judging anything. I’m relating.

Wait! Don’t go on! You called me an ignorant plebe. She’s reading letters on paper...I read emails on my phone...she’s reading bound books...I’m reading erotic friend fiction on my handheld device. Have fun on vacation....reading.

Ah ha....go on...

Your comment is weird because I wasn’t passing judgement. What’s Facebook?

She appears to be constantly reading a book/letter on her lap or writing a book/letter on her lap. Kind of the same way I stare at my phone all day.

I get it. I formed a fleeting opinion of her based on a goofy, probably not staged, instapoop video that makes her seem real and relatable.

Uuuugggh I feel old. Back to my spreadsheets and sugar free coffee mate.

Why don’t we like Katy Perry? She boring? I like that about her.

Fuck TO FKA. Can’t wait to play host in my bedroom someday soon so I can get down to her new stuff.

Let’s pray together for her armband to make a comeback.

Heck yeah, excellent talking point I’ve used, also. On the other hand, I had to delay sexy times after I had a colposcopy this year, and when I told one of my partners he just pushed back our date to a safer time and with a little #slutlife blessing. Amen.

Jane, thanks for being frank and funny about HPV. I’ve had dudes be really judgy and girl friends give me side eyes. Not all of them, though. My favorite way to lighten that conversation is to say, “It’s probably from that French dude I let raw dog me.” <shrug>

But it looks great, no? The crease in her back fat is hot. Just one of those things, y'know?

There was a pair of clunky soled, oxblood and black saddle shoes in the catalog that made me positively WET when I was a teenger.

He dated a former dominatrix. I’m properly perverted but even I can’t compete with that.

Yeah, man. I bite it once and let it mellow. It’s good for countering other opposite substances in the name of getting some friggin sleep. You sound for real though and I’m open to exploring my options.

Holla atcha benzos! I’m hoarding my last bottle from an old Rx. Nothing like dissolving one under the tongue in the throes of a sweet, sweet panic attack.