Does it ever occur to these asshole fathers that the only reason they are afraid of their daughters dating is because they treated women so fucking horribly until they met the one they decided to marry/procreate with? Why doesn't anyone ever discuss the desire to teach their sons how to treat women like human fucking…

Cute. But more importantly, who is the silver haired daddy???

THANK YOU. I don't why this has fallen from people's collective memory. Oh, once Reddit blows the cat into the stratosphere, her name isn't Tard, it's "Tardar [sic] Sauce"? Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

I hate her owners, I think. Leave the cat alone. Fuck.

Would anyone be interested in my similarly-themed DIY article, "Everything I Fucked Up While Trying To Act Like Anthony Bourdain For Most of My Twenties"?

If you're Southern, maybe? "Tha tee-uts"

Tory Burch flats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a Long Island Extra Large, I can tell you that that manicure is what women here do when they want to look REAL CLASSY. Wedding coming up? Baptism? Giant French tips. Ugh.

So, then they don't get to have sex. Period.