*cue Yakety Sax while this is happening.

Isn’t it delightful? It’s like watching a Benny Hill marathon.

speaking of which, it’s been a month now, why haven’t we seen or heard more about that footage?

Boebert at least has the good sense to keep her head down while the feds check the security footage from 1/4 & 1/5. 

Unless you live in a shack and eat nothing but cold lumpy potatoes you can’t possibly be part of the working class.

This is golden. Well-done!

I had another drifting-off-to-sleep fantasy last night. The Orange One and his family are on AF1 flying to Florida at the time of the inauguration and at the very moment that Joe says “so help me god”, the plane ceases to be AF1 and gets a new callsign, and The Orange One becomes a private citizen. I then envisioned…

He’ll be in Moscow before February. Mark it.

I’d love that, but ever since I learned that Trump can pardon people before they’re tried and convicted I’m praying I don’t wake up to a headline that says, “Trump Pardons All Arrested Rioters” or something more elegant yet still stroke-inducing. 

I never thought I’d see someone who had more morals when he was a crack fiend, but Dump and his gravity field continue to bring it.

I’ve wanted this for years. Every day is another chance!

Yeah, apparently at this point, even Trump is done with his shit. Thread:

IOW, the WH counsel told him, “Yeah, hold on, go wait outside and we’ll get back to you,” and he stood there for a while until he started to get cold and when he tried to get back in the door was locked. 

the most shocking thing about this is that the names of the accused elected co-conspirators haven’t leaked yet. Lawmakers are really keeping their mouths shut, it seems, but my curiosity is burning.

My friend, I’ve literally been waking up every day for 5 years looking for that announcement.  I can say, I  truly feel like we won’t have to wait much longer.  Jr. might be incarcerated first but, it’s coming.  

It’s nothing classified, just a lot of QAnon nonsense. 

• The NRA has filed for bankruptcy. Thoughts and prayers or whatever. [CNN]

Why is that pillow fucker walking around the White House with classified(?) documents? Did Trump make him Secretary of Transportation or something? Sorry, I cannot be bothered to keep up with that brown-streaked revolving door.

A diet of 100% rich people could change all our ills!

She’s certifiable. She represents a rural district. Her whole restaurant is based around the gun totin’ thing. What she has yet to explain, and I’d love to hear, is what exactly she’s preparing to defend herself against. I’d love to hear it. She just wants to carry a gun because it’s symbolic of how 2nd A rights are…