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I thought what Jim Jordan and Devin Nunes did for Trump would normally be rewarded with an AVN??? 

  • According to Senator David Perdue, who may not be in the Senate for much longer depending on the results of Tuesday’s runoff election, it’s “disgusting” that Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger recorded his call with Donald Trump in which Donald Trump asked Raffensperger to throw the election his way. As for

Well at least he is marginally better than Post Limone, who only opted into rap music because he thought it would be an easier route for him to achieve fame. 

Google it. See what happens.

I sort of get where they’re coming from. Answering the ‘where are you from?’ question in one word when you’ve spent your formative years (and the rest) in a bunch of different places is a bit awkward. I just list all the places.

Until Stephen Baldwin weighs in on this kerfuffle, how are any of us able to make heads or tails of it all?

The full quote was “He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting”

99% of the 74+ million still haven’t had a second thought about their voting.

Remember the quote: "he was supposed to hurt the other people."

You should get that checked out ASAP. I ain’t no doctor, but I think you’ve got the ass-cancer.

Hmmm, you might want to have that mole on your ass looked at by a doctor.

I wouldn’t make any plans if I was you. 

I know Republicans are actual Nazis, but it still blows my mind how much they look like movie Nazis. I mean this guy looks like he’s just stolen the Ark of the Covenant from Indiana Jones. 

We’re approaching 350K deaths from COVID-19 in the US. More and more people are going hungry. More people will start being evicted. More businesses will close never to reopen. And yet Trump and McConnell remain unhanged from any lamppost. Curious...

does anyone remember how long it took from the bill being passed to people getting their direct deposits last time? i need plan shit.

Toxic assholes that could easily alleviate at least some suffering. Trump could just sign the fucking bill that his administration negotiated so people would at least get crumbs instead of nothing. Or Congressional Republicans could acquiesce to amending the package so that it fits with what a president of their own

Does he qualify? I would think that he effectively has to much income when you factor in any salary and things like selling stock.

I can’t remember which comedy special it was, but when he was talking about going to church, and all the dads singing the loudest and saying God can’t hear you!!, I was on the couch cry laughing.

This is one of my few non-snarky posts. I only wish the best for John Mullaney. Recovery is HARD. I hope he has a good support system.